The evil of giant deflating hamster balls

So it was a birthday party yesterday and a great one at that but even great birthday party's can have evil lurking in the corners. The mahoney's did all they could in their power to get rid of this evil but sometimes evil persists and in this case we were forced to fight this evil through out the party (in all fairness I did arrive late so my brothers in arms were forced to fight this evil alone, and they did an admirable job) The evil was a giant deflating hamster ball. My friends the Mahoney's rented a giant ball to roll down a hill in, and let me tell you this is a pure and good activity so try it out friends. However evil snuck in as it will and the giant ball had a hole in it so the air would not stay in. After every second roll down the hill we would have to pump up the giant ball by hand. Do not misunderstand me, it was worth it as rolling down the hill was awesome but still it was pure evil that we had to pump it up as it took away from our rolling down the hill time. We did not dispair though and we continued to fight the good fight and in the end it was a good time. Some interesting notes on other ways evil snuck into the party. One note of interest is that evil pulled down my pants. Yes evil fought back in a very dirty and underhanded way. As I was climbing into the giant ball to roll down the hill my pants got stuck on the side of the ball and I went in with them around my ankles. The second way evil fought back is while I was rolling down the hill the strap that was holding my leg down broke. While this was a minor inconvenience it still is worth noting that evil will fight back whenever possible. The final lesson I learned in this battle with evil is how even though it may be a all day battle when fighting evil it is still worth it to have good and glorious fun. I will post a picture of us fighting evil later but for now this is what it looked like.

Jeremy hunting down houses

So I decided it was time to move from our tiny apartment with evil walls that are so thin you can hear anything our neighbor is doing. It was necessary to live in this apartment with evil walls because of the great deal we got on it made it possible to have a comfortable life with a nice apartment with a great view. So yes I lived with evil for a time but it was for the greater good, I hope the reader can understand that. But I digress from my story of the great hunt.  It became time to start my great hunt due to having a new weapon in my arsenal, a new job (but that is a blog for another day). So off I went hunting houses with two great allies, My wife Tammy and my agent Aaron oldham. I could not have asked for better allies on this great hunt, they were both strong of heart and stout in spirit. We looked at many houses and finally put an offer on a house in springville. It was a beautiful house and would have been even purer if we had moved into it. However it was not meant to be, many evil people started to put bids on it and the house was not worth it to us. so on we trekked and we found a house in Provo. The house was a giant of a house and had many evil features like badly painted walls and terrible flooring that would have all needed replaced. But we knew as a team we could make the house good and righteous. But once again some people with evil in their hearts came in and were willing to pay enough money to buy the house out from under us so that it would never be saved but remain evil forever. Since we knew we would be unable to save that house we moved on and found another house in springville. This house was beautiful on the bottom floor and the outside was amazing so we decided to put an offer on it but the bedrooms were small in both body and mind so we knew the house was not ready to be redeemed so we withdrew our offer to save this house till the time it was ready to be saved. So on we went with our great hunt and we found a beautiful house that a builder was willing to build for us. But the builder was trying to distract us from our journey, upon talking to him the price he originally quoted us was raised so we recognized him for what he was, a wolf in sheep's clothing and we went on. We found a model home that would have been good for us and us for it, but again the builder was a wolf in sheep's clothing and wanted more money then the house was worth so we were unwilling to play his games and on we went. I will not lie we started to dispair a while and it was suggested maybe we take a small break from our great and dangerous hunt. However we decided to go out one more night and then we found the house that could be our sanctuary when we need rest from fighting evil. The house was perfect, It had a wrap around porch for relaxation and enough rooms for everyone to have their own areas to do what they had to do to recharge so we can continue fighting evil. It was completely updated and beautiful. So we put an offer on it and it was accepted. Our great hunt is now at a end but evil will not rest, fight on with the good fight friends. Here is the link to the house http://www.thehomescoop.com/cgi-bin/real?pge=home_view&mlsno=1040691&mlsname=WFRMLS&comprange=1&go=Refresh#CompsTop


The front of the house

The kitchen

 The basement family room

The master bedroom

The dinning room

Reason for the picture of homer

So I was asked why I have a picture of homer on my blog. It has been insinuated that homer is not a fighter of evil he is just a bumbling idiot. Well the picture is there to show that even those who make mistakes and may not be exactly smart can fight evil. Here is a clip proving that point. Watch it to see how you need to make quick decisions when fighting evil some times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jspw0597t7Y

The evil of rotten wood

So today I am fighting the evil of rotten wood. My parents shed was once pure and good but rotten wood has taken hold of it so it is my duty to rid the shed of that rotten wood and make the shed pure and glorious once again. My weapons are an old ax, a giant hammer and my powerful hands. As a tip an ax or hammer make great weapons when fighting evil and if your hands are as powerful as mine it always feels great ripping apart evil with bare hands. But be warned if using your hands it is more dangerous and you have to be an expert evil killer. One side note anyone who knows me knows that I should not play with anything sharp and an ax is a big sharp weapon so this may go very bad but that is a risk that has to be taken when in order to stand against evil. Wish me luck as I fight this evil wood that has taken hold of my parents shed, farwell.

So here I am

I decided it was time I taught people what it takes to stand up to evil. It can be as simple as telling a bee to get lost or as extreme as fighting off terrorists. But at same point in our life's (or in my case almost daily) you will need to fight off evil. This blog will be more then just that though I will also post my thoughts on different things that I think need to be said. Sometimes those thoughts will be fighting evil, like how evil it is that someone left Han Solo and Chewbacca off of a all time best friend list (I will let Ryan take care of that by making a true list of all time best friends), other times the thoughts will be more mundane or sentimental. Do not worry I will always warn you if it is a more sentimental post. The point is if you want to learn to survive evil or just get good thoughts on life visit the blog often.