So I was asked why I have a picture of homer on my blog. It has been insinuated that homer is not a fighter of evil he is just a bumbling idiot. Well the picture is there to show that even those who make mistakes and may not be exactly smart can fight evil. Here is a clip proving that point. Watch it to see how you need to make quick decisions when fighting evil some times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jspw0597t7Y
Kicking butt and taking names of all things evil
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
The evil of rotten wood
So today I am fighting the evil of rotten wood. My parents shed was once pure and good but rotten wood has taken hold of it so it is my duty to rid the shed of that rotten wood and make the shed pure and glorious once again. My weapons are an old ax, a giant hammer and my powerful hands. As a tip an ax or hammer make great weapons when fighting evil and if your hands are as powerful as mine it always feels great ripping apart evil with bare hands. But be warned if using your hands it is more dangerous and you have to be an expert evil killer. One side note anyone who knows me knows that I should not play with anything sharp and an ax is a big sharp weapon so this may go very bad but that is a risk that has to be taken when in order to stand against evil. Wish me luck as I fight this evil wood that has taken hold of my parents shed, farwell.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
So here I am
I decided it was time I taught people what it takes to stand up to evil. It can be as simple as telling a bee to get lost or as extreme as fighting off terrorists. But at same point in our life's (or in my case almost daily) you will need to fight off evil. This blog will be more then just that though I will also post my thoughts on different things that I think need to be said. Sometimes those thoughts will be fighting evil, like how evil it is that someone left Han Solo and Chewbacca off of a all time best friend list (I will let Ryan take care of that by making a true list of all time best friends), other times the thoughts will be more mundane or sentimental. Do not worry I will always warn you if it is a more sentimental post. The point is if you want to learn to survive evil or just get good thoughts on life visit the blog often.
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