Kicking butt and taking names of all things evil
Friday, June 3, 2011
The evil of rotten wood
So today I am fighting the evil of rotten wood. My parents shed was once pure and good but rotten wood has taken hold of it so it is my duty to rid the shed of that rotten wood and make the shed pure and glorious once again. My weapons are an old ax, a giant hammer and my powerful hands. As a tip an ax or hammer make great weapons when fighting evil and if your hands are as powerful as mine it always feels great ripping apart evil with bare hands. But be warned if using your hands it is more dangerous and you have to be an expert evil killer. One side note anyone who knows me knows that I should not play with anything sharp and an ax is a big sharp weapon so this may go very bad but that is a risk that has to be taken when in order to stand against evil. Wish me luck as I fight this evil wood that has taken hold of my parents shed, farwell.
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